I donâ€™t know what in the hell is going on with athletes these days, but itâ€™s been mad chaos going on in the world of the National Football league, beginning with the most obvious case with Mike Vick. Is it just me or does everybody all of a suddenly mysteriously becomes struck with a case of â€œI love Jesusâ€ syndrome whenever they face legal troubles in America? Speaking of legal drama and dead dogs, DMXâ€™s house in Arizona was raided the other dayâ€¦ they found dead dogs and illegal drugs that have yet to be disclosed, some believe it was meth. Poor DMX. Some niggas just donâ€™t know how to stay outta jailâ€¦. And off drugs.
Anywho â€“ I can tell you all who needs Jesus, Denver Broncoâ€™s Travis Henry. This man has a $25M contract with the NFL but is crying that he canâ€™t pay the child support needed for his NINE children that he has fathered by NINE different women. Can you say, WTF? At some point after three, this man should have at least considered A condom JUST ONCE or TWICE wouldnâ€™t you think? Speaking of people using a LACK of condoms or thereof, it is rumored that Nelly has fathered a child with a stripper from Atlantaâ€™s notorious â€œStrokersâ€ nightclub. She goes by the name of Precious and sheâ€™s somewhere around four months along. Apparently, everyone knows that itâ€™s not a big secret that Precious was Nellyâ€™s favorite stripper so this rumor is said to be highly believable. On the flip side, most of you may be wondering where Ashanti is, well it is rumored that the couple has been separated for quiet sometime now and that they havenâ€™t made their split public. Umâ€¦ I wonder if that has been going on for the past FOUR months that Ms. Precious been telling everybody about her baby daddy with a smile on her face??? Speaking of Ashanti, sheâ€™s been telling the paparazzi to NOT photograph her because of her weight issuesâ€¦ donâ€™t tell me sheâ€™s doing another Trina!
Anyways, another NFL player was charged with stabling a man outside of a Manhattan nightspot on Monday. Houston Rockets guard Rafer Alston was released without bail today after his arrest on Monday. Alston, 31, is out on felony charges after apparently cutting the man on his neckâ€¦. Ouch. Isnâ€™t that attempted murder? Just asking!… besides, this is his 2nd brush in with the lawâ€¦ he was held in contempt earlier this month for beating up somebody elseâ€¦ I think he definitely needs anger management classes to help resolve his issues. Heâ€™s definitely too old to be having a temper tandrum! Speaking of childlike acting individuals, Foxy Brown was denied early release from jail. Poor Foxy! (Whomp Whomp!) Sheâ€™ll be spending the rest of her first trimester in jail. She wonâ€™t be elgible for release until her Sept. 7th court date.
Speaking of women of rage, Remy Maâ€™s camp is reporting that her long time friend and associate (that was shot by Remy) is NOT on bedrest nor walking on a cain. The pictures are said to be on the net but, Iâ€™ve yet to see them.
Another NFL player abandoned his car after a car accident early Monday morning. Chicago Bears Lance Briggs said he panicked and reported his car stolen after the crash. First, he called a tow truck to remove his vehicle but then had a change of heart and contacted the police to report his behavior. Itâ€™s unclear if he hurt anyone or if heâ€™ll face charges for filing a false police report.
Unfortunately, Luda is back on the XM airwaves. Iâ€™m sorry, but my mans needs to stick to acting since his credibility as an artist is taking an abrupt turn for LAME. Speaking of people that I wish would just have a fucking seat, Tupacâ€™s mama has a movie coming out about her lifeâ€¦ why?
In case you care, Wendy Williams is scheduled to release a film about her life in 2008. Robyn Givens will play the former crack headâ€¦ (like in real life, Wendy was) â€“ speaking of people on something, REMY MA finally dyed her damn bangs black! Thank you Jesus, HALLIJUAH! Somebody finally told home girl that shit was not cuteâ€¦looking like a poodle!
Also, Solange Knowles finally got a publishing deal with EMI. In case youâ€™re wondering why, sheâ€™s part writer of many DC3 songs and Beyonce hits such as â€œUpgrade Uâ€ and â€œGet me Bodiedâ€. Good for Solangeâ€¦. Sheâ€™s finally getting her OWN shine.
I heard the new Alicia Keys single, â€œNo one,â€ to be featured on her THIRD studio album. Iâ€™m not sure if Iâ€™m feeling it yet. Speaking of albums to be released, Young Jocâ€™s Hustlenomics hits stores tomorrowâ€¦ not sure if I want that yet eitherâ€¦ I really donâ€™t know how I feel about supporting Block Entertainment anymore after they had me waiting all day for an interview that they never had the decency to call and reschedule BUT THATâ€™S A DIFFERENT STORY! Speaking of music, the media attacks the song READ A BOOKâ€¦ shoulda known good olâ€™ Jessie Jackson would have something to say about it. If youâ€™re not that political, check out this segment where the Get Fresh Crew and I listen discuss why the song is needed: [MEDIA=44]
But as always, ending on a more positive noteâ€¦send your prayers out to Toni Braxton who has been reportedly diagnosed with breast cancer.
Aiight ya’ll… you are officially in the LOOP. Get fresh!!!